Any of those pesky remaining gutterflies are getting crushed by my higher-self head fingers.

That’s the last I’ll ever say about that.

* * * * *

Oh look, THIS again.

Turns out the Depth Charge at The Daily Juice is 1000000x better than the green energy drink at Whole Foods.

1. It’s COLD. Serving this green muck up room temperature is an affront to humanity.
2. Well, actually there is no # 2, but listing just #1 doesn’t really work.

Apparently eating fast food and any/everything fried or covered in berries and cream for a couple of weeks straight isn’t very good for you. Did I say apparently? I meant, allegedly. So I’m feeding my body green muck because it’s good for me. Allegedly.

Things are looking up.

• * Lonestar Deathstar won our match night and now it’s on to the FINALS on Saturday.
• * Sold our iPhones for cash money on ebay and now there’s a fancy new bottle of Prada Candy that will shortly be MINE.
• * Book two of A Song of Ice and Fire, Clash of Kings (AKA — A Game of Thrones, part two) is amazeballs.
• * Bossypants, however, wasn’t.
• * My sister SOLD the Armadillo and with that, goes a big NOLA memory.
• * This means I’ll probably be visiting NOLA in the next few weeks to soak it in before it goes.
• * Still not a passport vacation, though. And the lack of that still sucks.
• * Deadlines are being rocked and names are being taken.
• * Baked banana bread last night. Haven’t baked in MONTHS, so it’s kind of a big deal.

  
That’s about it. I’m working tonight and missing my improv class, but that’s what happens. Big girl pants, y’all.