So yeah. I totally should have realized today was going to be brought to me by the letters W-T-F when the lotion bottle I picked up after my shower this morning FLEW out of my hand and across the bathroom.
I left my phone at home. I left my sunglasses at home. I left the check I needed to deposit at home. I was running late to my dentist appointment (my teeth. my teeth. have I talked enough about my teeth?). There was wake-you-up pain at my dentist appointment. WAKE-YOU-UP pain.
On the way back to the office I saw that the road was clear to turn so I turned. From standstill to turning left on Lamar. Completely oblivious to the red light telling me NOT TO GO and the cop in the next lane. THAT JUST HAPPENED.
I contemplated the “run home quickly for the shit you forgot” strategy and then decided against it because I didn’t want to be late.
FOR THE MONDAY MORNING MEETING.
(It’s Thursday.)
*head/desk*
I really, really should go back to bed immediately.
Still tooth pain?!!! Crazy that is! Crossing my fingers iy ends soon!!!!
I know you flashed that pearly white smile and you left the scene with a warning……right?
I can only assume the blatancy of it took him by surprise.
It was such a ridiculous, random turn that he would have had to do some tricky maneuvering to follow me (it wasn’t the smartest move I’ve made.)