The local news broadcast had a special broadcast report on the dangers and safety precautions for firecracker use.
They used a local man injured in an accident.
Small-town television at its finest.
I’m sick and I feel pissy.
Ink and Vodka
Discourse and Debauchery
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“try to keep firecrackers away from eyes, ears, noses, rectums, and any and all other exposed orifices.”
“do not hold firecrackers when lit. do not throw them at each other. do not light them off in the house.”
“do not store them in baby carriages. do not let the elderly play with fire crackers… its all fun and games before grampa looses a finger… again.”
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rednecks mostly… they also like to shoot them from driving cars and into crowded swimming pools… they like it when things go boom all purdy.
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we shure do.
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Speaking of –
Who in the hell thought it would be a fun game to shoot roman candles at each other?
This happens practically every single 4th EVER.
Crazy really.
And the fact that I have to go back to work Thursday morning just blows.
If I had a jet, I’d kidnap you for the week.
*sigh*