If you’ve missed the past few months of sparse blogging, here’s a quick recap.
I was like this:
And then I was all:
BABY! BABY! OMG BABY!
With just a smidge of PPD:
Now I’m going to start a whole new blog to mommy all over so this one can retain some sort of debauchery and ennui. Nah. I’m going to mommy the waters here instead. Essentially, this:
Seat of your pants stuff, kids. I know, I know.