If you’ve missed the past few months of sparse blogging, here’s a quick recap.

I was like this:

And then I was all:

BABY! BABY! OMG BABY!

With just a smidge of PPD:

Now I’m going to start a whole new blog to mommy all over so this one can retain some sort of debauchery and ennui. Nah. I’m going to mommy the waters here instead. Essentially, this:

Seat of your pants stuff, kids. I know, I know.